Monthly Archives: December 2014

Using Christmas to Win Chloe Over

The warm, cozy fire.

The warm, cozy fire.

Hi, it’s Snowboots. Well, Tiger and I have figured out a way to get Chloe to like us. Christmas. Do I need to explain? Fine, I will. Once Chloe has gotten into the Christmas spirit, which she has, she will be happier and less grumpy, causing her to be more tolerant of us. Then, we’ll sit  by the fire on the same warm, cozy blanket, and slowly move closer to her. We’ll move so slowly that she won’t realize we are. BAM! We’re cuddling. Mission accomplished. Since it’s Christmas day, we have already attempted this

Tiger and I moving in on Chloe.

Tiger and I moving in on Chloe.

method. It didn’t work out. But we still have the rest of the evening. Anyway, hope you got lots of good presents for Christmas!

Bye for now,

Boots.

 

Me moving in on Chloe.

Me moving in on Chloe.

 

 

 

 

Tiger moving in on Chloe.

Tiger moving in on Chloe.

Merry Christmas!

Boots, last Christmas

Boots, last Christmas

Tiger: I can’t believe it’s almost Christmas! I’m so excited.

Snowboots: Me too.

Tiger: You don’t sound very excited. Is it because of what happened last year?

Snowboots: Do not bring that up!

Tiger: Fine. At least we got new toys last year. And we will this year too!

Snowboots: That’s true. Maybe I’ll get more of those white fish treats! We’re almost out, it’s getting serious.

Tiger: Maybe we’ll get more of the chicken treats too!

The Christmas tree.

The Christmas tree.

Snowboots: Meh. I don’t really like the chicken ones.

Tiger: I heard Emma saying that you’re getting a new collar for Christmas.

Snowboots: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiger: What do you expect when you keep losing your collar?

Snowboots: I don’t know. Anyway, I hope we get a new toy for Christmas.

Tiger: Me too. Remember that red dot that moves around?

Snowboots: Yeah, I loved that thing before it broke.

Tiger: I hope we get another one since the old one broke.

Snowboots: Yeah. Oh, I can’t wait!

Tiger: Merry Christmas, Snowboots.

Snowboots: Merry Christmas, Tiger.

 

Demon Boots

imageLook at me! I’m Demon Boots! If you don’t believe me, just look at the picture. Look at my eye! I’m either Demon Boots, or possessed. Fear me! Seriously, you’d better fear me or I’ll claw your feet at 5:00 in the morning, just like I do my humans. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

-(Demon) Boots

P.S. Hi, it’s Tiger. My brother’s eye is green and Chloe’s eye is gold. I think their just getting into the holiday spirit. 🙂

P.P.S. Tiger again. How come I’m not in this picture?! I’m just as cute as Boots and Chloe! I’m twice as cuddly!

Facty Friday and Meowtasticly Cute

Hi, Emma (the owner of Tiger, Snowboots, and Chloe) here. I wanted to say that I’ve decided to make some changes with Facty Friday and Meowtasticly Cute. Facty Friday will now be posted on whichever Friday I feel like. Meowtasticly Cute will now be posted on whichever day I want.

Thanks for listening,

Emma

Facty Friday #11

cleocatraFact: The Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. They even had a cat goddess, Bastet!

Why is this fact intersting?: The Ancient Egyptians were very smart. Also, you’d think more people would worship cats.

How does this affect cats?: They were livin’ the good life back then. They were gettin’ what they deserve.